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Not My Department
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I'll Email You
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If you call me for help, don’t assume I
want to hear from you what I should do to fix it.
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DOS is Boss
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If your request was really important, I
would have fixed it.
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Reboot or Re-dock
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If The Computer Isn't Listening, Threaten
To Pull The Power Cord Out. Works Often.
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Nothing's Foolproof To A Sufficiently
Talented Fool
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Internet Police
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Don't Panic! Wait, You Have Windows? Okay,
Panic!
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Trivia Geek
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Patience, Dude, Patience.
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Why the idiots will always win: genius has
its limits, stupidity, none.
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Just Reinstall The O.S.
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Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.
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When You Have A Problem, Shut-up, Sit Down,
and Find a Workaround
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If Ignorance is Bliss, Why Haven't You
Attained Nirvana?
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Hasta La Vista, Vista!
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