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Fish
Tremble At the Sound of My Name!
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It's
only a fleshwound! (red) |
It's
only a fleshwound! (black) |
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| If at first you don't succeed, Skydiving is
NOT for you. |
Captain Cook |
The
Liver is Evil!
It must be punished! |
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| Small, but perfectly formed. |
Miskatonic
University - Class of 1686,
1799, 1830, 1887, 1945, 1993
(shirt front)
(shirt
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| He who dies with the most toys, Still dies! |
Cat. It's What's For Dinner. |
I'm a non-violent gambler.
(I've never hit a jackpot!) |
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| In the 60's, people took acid to make the
world wierd. Now the world is wierd and people take Prozac to make it
normal. |
Chains Required, Whips Optional, but
there's always room for Duct Tape |
Neutiquam Erro
(I am not lost) |
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| How Much Wood Would A Woodchuck Chuck If A
Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood? (in Latin) |
From
your cat's point of view, it's only people food if you lock it up in
time. |
From
your dog's point of view, it's only people food if you lock it up in
time. |
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There are two theories about arguing with
women.
Neither one works. |
I'm
lost. I've gone to look for myself. If
I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait for myself. |
Sex Is Like Air. You Don't Notice It Unless
You Aren't Getting Any. |
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| Trying
is the first step towards failure! |
Reality Continues to Ruin My Life
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There are few problems that
can't be solved with high explosives.
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